One of The Nerd Herd

The story of a nerd princess sorta goes like this...
Once upon a time there was a princess. She loved youtube, fanfiction, and Harry Potter. She spent way too much time texting and being on facebook. She listened to The Maine, All Time Low, The Summer Set, and Taylor Swift everyday. She worked her life away because her royal parents hadn't come to save her from commoner life.. yet.

{ Don't talk about it }

ok none of that bullshit emotional stuff

THESE are the best feelings in the world:

  • peeing after holding it in all day
  • orgasms
  • faking ill and getting sent back to bed 
  • when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
  • getting a back massage
  • seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg 
  • when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation (this might just be me idk)

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